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Houndstooth
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| Sun May 06, 2007 7:50 pm Terran Vs. Zerg |
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Behold the awesomeness!:
Terran vs. Zerg
Charper1
i was stading in the war room my name is Andrew. Alexei. I said. What up. There is a new overmaid. Are you should? Yes L.t. Andrew. would the protoss help? no. can't we
nuke the overmaid? I said. The protoss made new sheld. What! (the comptor:) the base is under attack. Who attack.the attack is zerg. This is Mengsk i'll you help if you woker for me. Hmmm. Ok. Alexei are going argee? (The comptor) the zerg coming.
Fine. I'll argee.UpLoad the Dropship. Ok the plan is we have to keep the zerg busson
for Mengsk man. Then his man will destroy the henver. Its landing get ready. A Marine holy cow! Get ready fire! The tanks fired. Blood fly where . Move move. Sunken colonys! A firebat yailed! Ahh. L.t. Andrew how we know Mengsk coming?
He be in a battlecruser and flet of warth and battlecruser! There is Mengsk. The henver
is destroy. Mengsk tell me more about the sheld?i said. Some had they have shelds that undestuy but a sheld batter can shut down the shelds . Hmm yut. You and a team of ghost
i wanada you get in the bass and destroy the sheldsbatter. I can help. Someone said.
saw youself. General Duke. How you help? Alexei damd. I know what the protoss bass
look like because i was pow in the bass.
Charper2
there is thee enter but getting in is the hard part its because the Photon Cannons Very
heavy armor you really can't destroy becues the alem would go off and we'll you die.
(The compton) a tassom recon this is dugon give up and join the UED. Haaa.
You have like no men. Alexei said. We shauld attack you . Duke said. Whats the point? Ask Mengsk. All lungh. Fine i sauld attack you the 'terran donom' load the ships Lt.Andrew go with Alexei and see the UED. Said Mengsk
Charper3
you going have 50 Battlecruiser and 100 marine and 100 siege tanks. Said Duke.
In the dropship
how longer get there? A marine said. Not far. Hey what is the moky its char what he tack
us. atacy not.Duke said. What you mean? Atacy the UED was on earth. But then going attack the Zerg. Mengsk Said. We beatter go. A marine said. Why. I said. We be outnumber. No if we let The UED destroy the protoss base them we rast are men and destroy the Zerg. Good plan Alexei.
Charper3
thanks andrew. Fist get on Char.
On char
the protoss base is destroy now the sheld is down for the overmaid go attack!
the shots of the tanks and the seams of marines. Sand the the ghost. Ghost report. Nurk the hive boom! ahhhhhhhhh!. Its black. Wake up Lt. We won. Now sind a dropship.
The end for now
By Andrew |
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Maximus Vigilus
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| Sun May 06, 2007 7:53 pm |
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| wer? |
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stan
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| Sun May 06, 2007 11:32 pm |
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| wuddafuxup? |
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Bob Frankenberry
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| Mon May 07, 2007 2:17 am |
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Maximus Vigilus wrote: wer?
Indeed.
If we apply the "wer?" factor to a proper English translator, I believe that we could actually have an accurate version of the "real" Terran v. Zerg story.
Who knows the deep complexities that our friend "Andrew" could not express within his own feeble English.
--B. "Nurk" F. |
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